Saturday, November 15, 2008

Getting rid of your Love Handles

Fantastic Foods, High in Fat, Stick right to the Hips

It sometimes seems no matter how much you work out and no matter what you do there's just no getting rid of those love handles.It can almost seem real that some days just looking at a tasty treat in a photo can leave you feeling bloated.Almost as if there is some secret carb that can sneak under your belt line and you might have just gotten to close.

Maybe they call them love handles because they will not go away.

Do you suppose we have been lied to when it was suggested they were there for improving the groove?I don't know how you feel about the situation but for me, I'm tired of trying to rid of them.Most of the solutions I try to get rid of them shrink my bank balance rather then where I really want to lose a bit of excess fat.

The other evening I actually woke up after a bad dream concerning my love handles.

I dreamed that they are a curse from this insane woman I used to date. She had this voodoo doll of me and was Super-Gluing Pillsbury Doughboy pieces to me.The fact that I had broken it off with her suddenly seemed a whole lot smarter after that dream. Who would have thought she was that crazy?Possibly it's just my over the top diet that's driving me nuts.

Do think the Pillsbury Doughboy was suffering as much as I am?

I am fed up with this uphill war against my bull headed love handles.I've always heard that knowledge is power, so it was time for me to get down to some research about how to get rid of my love handles. After that dream I knew I had to do something drastic if I was going to escape from that voodoo doll’s clutches. Someone has to know how to lose your love handles.

What I found just might be a solid answer.

Taking fat burning pills, protein shakes, and crazy work outs are only really helping those that are selling the crazy plans, pills, and supplements.If knowledge is what it really takes to get rid of love handles, then I'm all for figuring out how to burn my fat and feed the muscle. You should read this burn the fat review. No more voodoo for me! Anyone know how to contact the Pillsbury Doughboy? I’d really like to make sure he’s okay.

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